Hii. I'm Nancy. Byeee.
told aubrey we weren’t going to chuck e cheese and he almost started crying. #whatababy

i need a well funded budget for t-shirts




this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms.

what happens if someone falls in

then they freeze and 1000 years passes and they fall out and get a cyclops for a girlfriend

… isnt that the plot of Futurama
  • white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water
When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money